Archive for August, 2006
August 21, 2006
Filed Under (Uncategorized) by Andrew on 21-08-2006
Alcohol is a friend of all parties, celebrations, events and festivities for a long time. A mug of beer accompanying a meal or a glass of wine at a formal party emphasises the special time and warms up the atmosphere.
No need to say that drunk driving is a serious problem nowadays and it should be prevented by all means. First of all the driver himself should think about it. HERE IS THE CHECKLIST: ARE YOU TOO DRUNK TO DRIVE? 1. The bouncer suddenly looks really hot. 2. You have trouble speaking clearly. “Hi” comes out as “Wanna shag? 3. You can’t decide which steering wheel to use. 4.Your wallet has only $5 left in it, all in 10 cent pieces. 5.The Hell’s Angel in the corner suddenly looks like a wimp. 6.You’re dying for a Big Mac, even though you’re a vegan. 7. Your feet are sore from dancing, and the trivia night is only half way through. 8.Your mouth feels all furry because you’ve just drunk the ash tray. 9.You can’t remember where you parked your car. 10. You can’t remember what sort of car you own. 11. You can’t remember what a car looks like. 12.You catch yourself singing karaoke, and enjoying it. 13. You just spent an hour chatting up a cigarette machine. 14. You consider urinating in the wash basin, rather than waiting in the queue. 15. You urinate in the wash basin rather than waiting in the queue. 16. You urinate in the queue. 17. It’s taken you an hour of yelling, a thrown drink and a knife fight to realise that you and your friend have been in total agreement all along. If your replies are positive to most of the above questions - make use of a special service. They will come get you and drive you home in your own car.
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August 21, 2006
Filed Under (Uncategorized) by Andrew on 21-08-2006
This car was made of a plane…
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August 18, 2006
Filed Under (Uncategorized) by Andrew on 18-08-2006
These are old Soviet cars…
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