Archive for November, 2007

November 23, 2007
Filed Under (Funny Stuff) by Miki on 23-11-2007

Well, have a look at the instruction how to make sex  in a car and not become a cripple.

The posture: I want it now

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Judging by the astonished eyes of the girl, the male just forgot about the steering wheel and “attacked” her.

  • Pluses: the spontaneous decision to make sex add spice to your relationships
  • Minuses: If you have forgotten to handbrake your tuning car and it slowly drifts down the street – the spice is even more evident

The posture: autoschool

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Sit your girl on top of you

  • Pluses: Combine the pleasant with the useful – sex and studies
  • Minuses: don’t get carried away too much by one of the things or you risk being deprived of either orgasm or your car

The posture: backseat

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You lay on your back, the girl is on top of you

  • Pluses: it is comfortable and pleasant, you don’t exert yourself
  • Minuses: Judging by the face of the male, the girl simply strangles him with the breasts. Don’t let it happen!

The posture: A god in the window

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Doggy-style

  • Pluses: All the doggy style posture pluses
  • Minuses: Judging by the expression of the female’s face her mom has just passed by

The posture: Leak-in

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  • Pluses: all the pluses of the average 69
  • Minuses: both the male and female see only one thing. Don’t forget to lock the car

The Posture: Sideways

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  • Pluses: the posture for the lazy, very comfortable, may use some auto accessories
  • Minuses: the individuals with huge waist is hard to move in the back seats

The posture: You - Me

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  • Pluses: You can do it while the parent are driving
  • Minuses: your hands get tired fast and the clothes gets dirty

The posture: Overhaul

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  • Pluses: quite comfortable
  • Minuses: quite comfortable is you are in a forest

The posture: Breathe out

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  • Pluses: all the features of the posture
  • Minuses: None

The Posture: Trolleybus

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  • Pluses: deep penetration

The posture: CO2 test

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  • Pluses: you can look out of the windows
  • Minuses: your ass looks out of the windows as well

The posture: safety baloons

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  • Pluses: the girl is on top
  • Minuses: you can damage the top of the car

The posture: Helicopter

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  • Pluses: deep penetration
  • Minuses: you can beat David Copperfield with all his tricks if you will be able to take you legs from under the front seats after sex!

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November 23, 2007
Filed Under (Uncategorized) by admin on 23-11-2007


November 20, 2007
Filed Under (Car Tuning) by Miki on 20-11-2007